How did anyone know Gendry was the fastest? Speaking of "because plot," how about the ONE Wight that wasn't created by the White Walker that apparently created all the other ones in that tiny group (because they all died instantly when Jon took out the Walker)? That's so lazy convenient, GOT. Why was there exactly ONE Wight who wasn't created by that White Walker traveling with it? And sorry, GOT, but you're better than that.
So why was there a small group of Wights and one White Walker just hanging out away from the others? Go ahead and argue that they were patrolling or scouting or whatever but we all know the real reason: BECAUSE PLOT. That said, I do pay attention when they're onscreen and lately, when they are, it's in giant hoards because they're no longer just a quietly gathering force they are a full-blown army. I watch Game of Thrones for the political intrigue and the dragons and awesomely hilarious, unlikely buddy-cop pairings. I don't like the White Walkers or the Wights. There was inexplicably a conveniently tiny group of Wights traveling conveniently away from the pack with exactly one actual White Walker. The Game of Thrones writers were afraid we wouldn't believe in a zombie dragon so they made sure to let us know that animals can become Wights too, by spending a lot of time and one expendable no-name member of the group on a zombie polar bear fight and it was so dumb I literally screamed "THIS IS STUPID" at my TV, much to the chagrin of everyone watching with me. That sounds shocking, right? But it wasn't, because of the zombie bear. The Night King threw an ice spear at it and it died dead and fell into the frozen water. If you're reading this, you've signed on for spoilers so ~SPOILER~ we lost a dragon this week. That zombie bear was such heavy-handed foreshadowing, my kids' favorite fictional dragons felt it.
So we.kill all but one?Īny member of the group: And transport it back, with like a Valyrian Steel cage? Or maybe knock it out with some zombie chloroform? Jon: No, no, they pretty much always travel in packs of like a hundred.Īny member of the group: Got it. Jon: We'll walk North and, you know, catch one.Īny member of the group: Do we know where they might be?Īny member of the group: Okay.So we find one of these things alone.
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